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You don't see many witches flying about anymore. Some think there aren't any anymore, but really - have you tried flying a broom these days?

Either the cops get mad and call you a drone, or air traffic control gets mad at you for not being a proper plane. We just take the bus.

β€ͺFly a teensy bit too close to Gatwick and they shut the whole thing down, and now you're in the news and all your friends are asking what the fuck did you do. Not speaking from experience. Just conjecture.‬

@embr also, maintenance! there are so few magic forest these days, where are you supposed to find mystical branches to replace the ones that break off the broom? it's not like anyone grows it en masse
and don't get me started on the enchanted hay, those are garbage and can't hold a cat hovering

@embr That thread makes me want to read Terry Pratchett books so badly

@embr not to mention that with advanced technology they're able to come up with more reasonable-sounding "reasons that wasn't a witch flying by" if somebody Does decide to hop on a pine branch for a bit

@autistikai

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Solution: enchant a lowrider bike. Look Fly while you fly

@embr On the other hand, OG stealth craft. Practically zero radar cross section.

@embr i wouldn’t trust me with air traffic either

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