me: yeah I totally speak german
me: *tries to think of a german phrase to say*

my brain, immediately: mein pferd ist kaput [my horse is broken]

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it was that or "ich wolle drei kilo butter kaufen" [I want to buy three kilos of butter]

this was an actual example sentence in my middle school german textbook

@embr I mean, sometimes you just want to make a big brownie.

@embr My goto is:
Mein hamster ist gestorben.
(My hamster died)

@embr I just mention this because I found it funny: You actually said "I wool buy three kilos of butter" 😅

@kirby this is why i nearly failed out of german orz

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