is this how lesbian sex works
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@embrThis is the part of gay sex where one penis opens up to accept the other. Nine months later, a beautiful bouncing ball of bismuth is born, resplendent in its rainbow glory.
@starlitghost @embr oh wow
@starlitghost @embr power level pun.
#LB oooooh ! So next time I need to bring my yubikey
@milia but… but, but I don't have one :(((
@tixie I have two yubikeys, I think it's fine
@milia \o/ tu gères ! :p
@embr okay thanks i'm horny now
@gordon you're welcome
@embr (looks at a couple) so which one's the wifi logo and which one's the yubico logo
@tom @embr that's not the WiFi© logo!!!! that's just a generic wireless enabled connectivity abstract representation.
@wxcafe @embr its wi fi
@tom @embr WELL YOU'RE WiFi®️
@embr no no, you're thinking of *yuri* keys.
@loki @embr hi loki
@tom hi tom!
@loki lok off,
@loki like log off
but with loki
@loki bc of the yuri joke,
@tom wink i know
@loki (im kidding please dont)
tag ur lewds
@embr two-factor consent is the strongest and most enthusiastic form of consent
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