somehow still alive @ncl@queer.af

hier sorgt ein Schild für Subversion

OH: "I don't know whether that's an Italian or a woman, could be either"

finally decided to buy a ticket for MCH :3

wonder when my employer will catch onto the fact "Molly" is my middle name for a reason

mi kama sona sona toki pona luka

I'm playing a Tiefling who magically lost her sense of fashion in @minkekatze's campaign and while designing the character I accidentally made the D&D equivalent of a Berliner

alerting the people at @metalab to the current infestation

new gender just dropped: fuccboj(♀️, 1980s)

POV: software engineer joins your business meeting

if all you have is an MBA, everything looks like a meeting

coworker: "Hey, Nicole, does 420 make sense for us?"
me: "???"
coworker: "as a status code in our API I mean.."

me, until today: cities should be designed for pedestrians first, with large public transport networks

me, today, after having bought an e-scooter: bike paths everywhere, whoooooosh~

Muslim employees at Google: *observe Ramadan*
Google HR: "let's all join in on the GooGLe FasTAthON!"

can't make this shit up

I did something my coworkers liked and they gave me Microsoft® Praise™

techno parties? techno parties.

interaction I just witnessed at work:

dev1(assertively): "SO, SHOULD I MERGE YOUR BRANCH?"
dev2(quivering): "y-yes please.. if everything is in order.. 🥺"

aesthetic of the day: "Haha, Business!"