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anyway the phrase “Big Duck Wants To Fuck!” has somehow wormed its way in to my head, so there you go

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diogenes: [busts into draculas castle holding up a miserable little pile of secrets] behold, a man

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@jimpjorps I recommend putting linux on one cheek and windows on the other, which is called dual booty

I see twitter's having an extremely normal one

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diluting thousand island dressing to make arbitrary quantities of islands dressings

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@wilkie genuinely believe that "stop using tables for layout instead of CSS" got corrupted to to "stop using tables" and people just still have that internalized

@codl got some really excellent vintage episodes

just follow me down into the patreon and I'll show you

@noiob @tom oh yeah, prompting would more or less solve the issue universally but

gotta have that "zero friction" ux, right?

@tom the power source/sink negotiation is a clever idea right up until it encounters reality

although I'd think with a phone and a computer it shouldn't be *that* hard for them to know to negotiate it the expected way around, so it's still ridiculous that this can occur

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my name is


my name is


my name is

*chika chika*

Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@SuperCee like if someone wore it with the intention of appearing a little lewd and thus behaved themselves that way, it would definitely feel like the dress was a part of that whole thing

but it's not just automatically so

@SuperCee I think I'd say it's right on the line where it can be perfectly unhorny *or* quite horny depending on what energy the wearer personally brings to wearing it?

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