Wifewolf @jess@queer.af

jesus christ wolfram alpha, I'm sorry I asked

I can't believe Tim Follin invented Carpenter Brut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuTnilEv9g

Wasp girl who notices you and just, will NOT stop hovering intimidatingly RIGHT in your face. Possible reasons for being noticed:
-you have food
-you have coffee
-you had food a while ago
-you look interesting. What's that eyeshadow called
-she's bored and you look even slightly more interesting than your environment
-you look easy to intimidate
-you look tough to intimidate and she needs to show she isn't bothered by that
-are you SURE you don't have food??

Cishet sex must be so boring I hear the girls don't even get their dicks sucked

The gender neutral term for goth gf is partnoir

I am begging people to read literally anything about anarchism before you spout off some random uninformed take about anarchism. Please. The texts are out there, and not hard to find, because anarchists love to share shit

A good place to start on anarchist thought is Anarchy Works, by Peter Gelderloos, which I bring up approximately twenty times a week. It's free here https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/peter-gelderloos-anarchy-works

"Who takes out the trash in an anarchist society" idk man who takes out the trash in a shared household?? You talk about it, you work out a system, you don't treat the garbage-taker-outers like shit. It's not complicated, it's contextual

After buying TikTok , Microsoft immediately rebrands it to bring this exciting new market segment they have acquired in line with corporate identity guidelines.

the four alignments

anyway the phrase “Big Duck Wants To Fuck!” has somehow wormed its way in to my head, so there you go

how do i install linux on my ass #mastodev

@jimpjorps I recommend putting linux on one cheek and windows on the other, which is called dual booty

@jess reducing it to make ten thousand island dressing

hi

my name is

what?

my name is

who?

my name is

*chika chika*

Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@Pyretta ❤️ 🦇

TRANSPILING IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER. https://botsin.space/media/NiKOlw3LE29d31TngKA