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πŸ“Œ I have a side account now, for stuff that's too lewd/weird/kink for this account:

@jess@monsterpit.net

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The gender neutral term for goth gf is partnoir

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I am begging people to read literally anything about anarchism before you spout off some random uninformed take about anarchism. Please. The texts are out there, and not hard to find, because anarchists love to share shit

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A good place to start on anarchist thought is Anarchy Works, by Peter Gelderloos, which I bring up approximately twenty times a week. It's free here theanarchistlibrary.org/librar

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"Who takes out the trash in an anarchist society" idk man who takes out the trash in a shared household?? You talk about it, you work out a system, you don't treat the garbage-taker-outers like shit. It's not complicated, it's contextual

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After buying TikTok , Microsoft immediately rebrands it to bring this exciting new market segment they have acquired in line with corporate identity guidelines.

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anyway the phrase β€œBig Duck Wants To Fuck!” has somehow wormed its way in to my head, so there you go

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@jimpjorps I recommend putting linux on one cheek and windows on the other, which is called dual booty

I see twitter's having an extremely normal one

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@jess reducing it to make ten thousand island dressing

diluting thousand island dressing to make arbitrary quantities of islands dressings

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hi

my name is

what?

my name is

who?

my name is

*chika chika*

Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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