Wifewolf @jess@queer.af

the four alignments

anyway the phrase “Big Duck Wants To Fuck!” has somehow wormed its way in to my head, so there you go

diogenes: [busts into draculas castle holding up a miserable little pile of secrets] behold, a man

how do i install linux on my ass #mastodev

@jimpjorps I recommend putting linux on one cheek and windows on the other, which is called dual booty

@jess reducing it to make ten thousand island dressing

hi

my name is

what?

my name is

who?

my name is

*chika chika*

Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@Pyretta ❤️ 🦇

TRANSPILING IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER. https://botsin.space/media/NiKOlw3LE29d31TngKA

🎵Every Puppy Wants to Awoo the World🎵

Balls

"this will massively simplify the parsers in browsers as long as nobody is currently running a website on the internet"

remember when the w3c decided to try to make xhtml and were foiled by the fact that the internet already existed