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📌 I have a side account now, for stuff that's too lewd/weird/kink for this account:

@jess

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hi

my name is

what?

my name is

who?

my name is

*chika chika*

Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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(bugs in this context being the four "types" of organizer, with a lot of ADHD folks, and myself, falling under the Bee - wants everything neatly separated but also all visible or else it'll just slip their mind)

(Context: the Clutterbug organization guide PDF, which I'm reading because a friend specifically recommended it as being good as a "organization for ADHD folks" thing and idk what I've got going on in my brain but it certainly tracks with ADHD if I assume I just don't have much/any of the H)

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"this will massively simplify the parsers in browsers as long as nobody is currently running a website on the internet"

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remember when the w3c decided to try to make xhtml and were foiled by the fact that the internet already existed

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this one is just a good image in general

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tired: DSM stands for Diagnostic and Statistical Manual

wired: DSM stands for Dick-Sucking MIPS, everyone's favourite risque RISC-y architecture

apparently it's because I like to have everything where I can see it and somewhat vaguely organized only as a second priority, because once I can't see a thing my dumbass brain forgets where I put it, or that it even exists

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYONE:

the committee has voted that in 2020, the cryptid we will sexualize and all thirst for is...

*pulls out card from envelope*

the skifree yeti

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