Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You... you're too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? [leans in] Do you think that's TF juice you're drinking right now?
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can take catgirl pills?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
Cypher: You know, I know this sergal doesn't exist. I know that when I nuzzle its tummy, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is soft and comforting. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Nuzzles in deeper]
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.
Neo: Why do my boobs hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.
Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?
Neo: I was...
Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Commissions. Lots of commissions.
Trinity: My name's Trinity.
Neo: *The* Trinity? Who drew the comic about lesbian wolves on the run from the law?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: I just thought... you were a guy.
Trinity: I thought so too.
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