"who are you?"

"I'm you but longg"

what did we learn from Wicked?

- get(ing) rid of the bourgeoisie
- empower(s) the people
- don't believe history written by the colonisers

if you cant grow your own tail store bought is fine

M A S C O T S A R E J U S T
S C H O O L - S P O N S O R E D
F U R R I E S
S͓͎̳̜̰̮̗ ̶̖̗̠E͇͇̙ ̝͔͔N̨̡̖̦̰͈ ̶̨̻̘̥̼͢D̡͇̱͓̫͙̻̙̱̦͢͜ ͚̬̙͓̬͍̻̱̬͠ ̥̝̗̻͙͜͜ ̻͇T̢͔͚̞̪̹̲̳̜ ̤̙̲͖͍͟O̗̰̟͖̥̪̬͝ ̺̮̜͟ͅO͚̗̰̣̣̙̞ ̖̣̺̯̭̫̞̰̕T̼̬̰͈̠̞͘͠

Given the means and the tech too. I would fully upgrade my ass to a bio-synthetic monster fox with multiple tails, fiber optic fur, and a plethora of adjustable bits and bobs to make every encounter a unique one.

*looks up from newspaper*

Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. My name is Rithane, a-

*furry porn falls out of newspaper*

Ahem, my name is Ritha-

*more falling*

Um, my n-

*even more, now ankle-deep in dragon smut*

s-stop

@iliana @mew how do you both use electron and not support linux

like

the entire point is to have immediate working code everywhere

a moth girl who eats her own sweaters when she's nervous

another day volunteering at the endocrinologist. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the estrogen. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

"im not cute! im not cute!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a catgirl

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The little animal google docs gives you when you're viewing a document anonymously is your assigned fursona

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.

Parents: (sob)

Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.

Parent: Did... did crayons do this

Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..

Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED

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