Why do they call it period cramps and not "dark side of the moon time"

Are baristas the bartenders of the morning, or are bartenders the baristas of the night?

Happy Solstice!
You may know that Santa Claus was modelled after Saint Nicholas, the patron saint of children. But did you know: he is also the patron saint of sex workers! The true meaning of Christmas is that Santa supports sex workers, and so should you.
#Santa #SaintNick #SupportSexWorkers

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

My guide to the perfect British accent impression:

1. Don't pronounce 'T's in words, do a glottal stop instead.

Jolene, Jolene Jolene joleeennnnee, I'm begging you, plz be my big tiddy Goth gf

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Please send me anything and everything on indigenous led efforts at invasive plant removal.
Any projects you know of, any resources you've come across if your internet or irl travels.
I want it all but i havent been able to find much .

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