Caption: a VGA/D-SUB outie to outie connector, with the label "MINI GENDER CHANGER"

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I've heard so much about how terrible it is that brands whisked away their pride month logos, this is a great example of what they should be doing instead. :)

*sweat pooling in my cleavage* so what's this I hear about hot girl summer?

need feature phone for the partially-abled 

I need to find a cell phone that:
πŸ‘“ Has large text so it can be read by the visually impaired (something like 20/400 vision).
🀳 Does NOT have tiny buttons on the side, or has some way to disable those buttons. (It can't have buttons that are too hard to see or that can accidentally be squeezed by hands that have lost their grip sensitivity.)
🌐 Can work with the AT&T cellular network (sim card).
πŸ”° For heaven's sake, is simple enough to just call people with. It doesn't need to have KaiOS apps or the like. Just calls and voice mail.

Feel free to boost, and thank you for your help.

So, Star Trek Voyager. Lt Barclay's holo-addiction. The Doctor is an emergency medical hologram.

Maybe, y'know, they should meet each other sometime. I mean, the Doctor could have the ultimate prescription for Barclays holo-addiction:

His holo-DICK

Why do they call it period cramps and not "dark side of the moon time"

Are baristas the bartenders of the morning, or are bartenders the baristas of the night?

Happy Solstice!
You may know that Santa Claus was modelled after Saint Nicholas, the patron saint of children. But did you know: he is also the patron saint of sex workers! The true meaning of Christmas is that Santa supports sex workers, and so should you.
#Santa #SaintNick #SupportSexWorkers

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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