what if we kissed
in the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
When someone puts EC in their selfie content warning it means "extra cute" so remember to click.
(I'm full of shit on this one don't actually do this)
Lamb Burger > Lamborghini
Shadowrun, poop Show more
My character trying to ask about a "wizard-king" and learning nothing but vague "I've heard he can do x" replies:
"Does 'e also 'appen to shit 'is pants on tha' spot and makes a wiggly magic gesture with her fingers disappear tha evidence?"
*additional context: the team is currently shrunk and trapped on someone's model tabletop kingdom.
Who needs alcohol when you can get the same thing by waking up at 6am
lgtm stands for "little green tiny men", right?
I love walking out of my office and finding myself in "Seattle"
these damn kids these days and deep frying their memes... back in my day, we made do with our regular memes, just find some picture of a velociraptor, stick some shower thot on that shit and that's it. get out of my backyard before i yell at more clouds
meta, green talk, racism Show more
it's really entertaining to me how white climate activists and progressives in general (esp online) will bemoan how "humans" have destroyed the planet -- while ignoring the fact that colonialism has/is currently wiping out sustainable ways of being that have existed for millennia.
It is the height of hubris and eurocentrism to assign blame to our entire species in all it's diverse facets for the crimes of europe's capitalist regime.
Some of the most sustainable ways of being are exactly the cultures most at risk of climate and industry violence. stop whitewashing humanity.
Request for help (librarians especially!!); Boosts++ Show more
I've got a request from a friend on another instance for help looking for scholarly resources about audience engagement with the performing arts, specifically marching bands, if possible
Would there be a librarian available to point us in the right direction?
no one knows what it's like,,,
to be the batman
hunger, poverty, money, military Show more
The estimated cost to end world hunger is approximately $30 billion per year. Ending world poverty would cost $175 billion.
In 2018, the world had a collective military budget of $1739 billion.
Hunger and poverty could be eradicated with just 12% of the amount of money spent on "defence".
The USA alone could reduce its military budget enough to end hunger and poverty, and still have the largest military spending in the world.
introducing Dick Nuts: the truck nuts you can wear on your dick
what if 😳😳 we accidentally kissed 😗😍💞
in the ashes 🔥🔥 of notre dame ✝️ (& we r both girls 👩❤️👩😳😳)
femdom: wanting to be dominated by a female
wisdom: wanting to be dominated by a wizard
; Emily Marigold Klassen
; code witch (mostly node||js)
; trans and gay for girls
; median millenial
; selfie boosts ok
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