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Promoted tweets: weird

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RT @PaulHob38016529@twitter.com
The Government to include numerous MP's

Layla Moran MP Oxford Abingdon West

NHS England

The Police to include chief of police and chief Constables

Numerous NHS hospitals bodies and individuals

The NHS Foundation Trust

YOUR SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES
twitter.com/PaulHob38016529/st

RT @AmyZenunim@twitter.com
easy perpetual energy machine: buy a bunch of 0Ξ© (+/-5%) resistors, select for the ones that are -5%, wire them in series, send an electrical charge through it, harvest the energy generated, become Goddess-Empress of humanity

@scarlett now to figure out how to install netbsd on a vortex86dx

RT @_ObiMoo@twitter.com
@edgarwright@twitter.com @CNN@twitter.com i visited the old bailey as a child and during a drug possession case the pc was reading about the drugs being found in a flower bed. "the defendant claimed the item had been planted by police." my mate & i nearly got thrown out for giggling.

RT @mojojoj27827860@twitter.com
@TheRiotActSean@twitter.com @Karolus_V@twitter.com @NintenZ@twitter.com That's a good point.

"If you want to increase the rate of the compiler rejecting your program, I suggest Coq"

Me: "Are you saying the Coq compiler is a bit of a dick?"

RT πŸ”’: looks like they really *puts on sunglasses* hung him out to dry

RT @TheOnlySprout@twitter.com
The stars have aligned for this once in a lifetime event where a momentarily *gets it*, don't worry normal service will be resumed shortly...

Whoever named the McDonalds big tasty was quite clearly deploying large quantities of sarcasm

RT @Choplogik@twitter.com
this autogenerated pendant is the way forward for 2019

Payment systems are wonderful warrens of complexity and evolution and backwards compatibility, in a way very reminiscent of processor architectures

One of the weirdest non changes about moving from hardware to banking is going from remembering arcana like HCR_EL2.E2H from a 5500 page document to remembering arcana like DE48 SE61 SF1 from four 1200 page documents

YOU DON'T SAY

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RT @PropertySpot@twitter.com
Nadine Dorries seriously just complained that the Brexit deal gives us "no MEPs, no commissioner, no votes". πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
twitter.com/PropertySpot/statu

RT @PropertySpot@twitter.com
Nadine Dorries seriously just complained that the Brexit deal gives us "no MEPs, no commissioner, no votes". πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

RT @RobZacny@twitter.com
This is a great article about lists, consumption, and the people whose livelihoods become an experience to be collected by others. thrillist.com/eat/portland/sta

RT @kevinmarks@twitter.com
every time I click deny all on @TheAtlantic@twitter.com GDPR popup and click save, it decides not to save, and reprompts me next time, just as @jessamyn says here: uxdesign.cc/how-user-interface

RT @immolations@twitter.com
we need to open a Museum Of Graphics Card Box Art

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