RT @email@example.com: The Go equivalent of "pythonic" is "gothic", right?
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: How D&D is presented on tv: a band of stoic heroes fight dragons and rescue maidens fair.
Actual D&D: dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid.
what is happening
RT @UESP_net@twitter.com It's time for UESP’S LIST OF TOP FIVE SKYRIMS, 2018 EDITION
RT @ARayOfTsunshine@twitter.com: I doodled while sickly; Matoi doodle
RT @BlueberriTan@twitter.com: Why this
RT @email@example.com: like we already knew Jack was talking out his ass but CNN got the motherfucking receipts
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: CNN did some good journalism here explaining InfoWars' repeated and egregious violations of Twitter's rules
RT @email@example.com: going to miss original miitomo sorely
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: If you place a laptop directly on the American-Canadian border and run Unity, the Z axis and Zed axis split into two different axes, enabling access to a fourth dimension in the modeling tools as long as you do not move the laptop
RT @email@example.com: This portrait mysteriously showed up on our front porch - my roommate has become fond of it and wants to hang it in the entryway.
Twitter, should I be concerned?
RT @JeeringBaka@twitter.com: On the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
On the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
This linked thread is a work of art, OP starts out with a hole halfway to Australia and then just keeps digging it deeper
RT @Iron_Spike@twitter.com "My rich gay brother died, and his will left nearly $1,000,000 to his partner. But we don't approve of that sort of thing, so we tried to hide the will and keep the money. But oops, wills are public record in my state, and the partner's suing us! Help!" https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/95c289/ma_late_brothers_partner_suing_family_for_money/?st=JKLHVMRM&sh=5dc66769
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: Hey Google,
RT @CRYSTALPRlSON@twitter.com: absolutely no awoo
This is my own personal hell
And there's a vibration from... one of these notifications. And a noise from another. I have no idea which ones, because they're in a seemingly random order, and none of these apps seem to do either consistently.
I'm giggling at how I opened Google maps to get directions home and it's suggesting my last two searches: a donut shop in Shoreditch, and Argentina
Apparently stock Android just, does not have a silent mode, period, just do not disturb
My dumbphone from 6th grade had a silent mode, this platform is a trashfire
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