me: yeah I totally speak german
me: *tries to think of a german phrase to say*
my brain, immediately: mein pferd ist kaput [my horse is broken]
it was that or "ich wolle drei kilo butter kaufen" [I want to buy three kilos of butter]
this was an actual example sentence in my middle school german textbook
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