you wait to pass someone on the street and if they say "Bonjour!", you picture in your head some clunky game show font dropping into view and a voice with a very strong American TV accent says "YOU JUST GOT BAWN-JUR'D!" and you have to try not to laugh which will cause you to smile at a French person and also be unable to respond with the obligatory "bonjour" in return

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** · Dec 14, 2019, 16:09

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**anime animal codl** @codl@chitter.xyz · Dec 14, 2019, 16:09

Dec 14, 2019, 16:09

anime animal codl @codl@chitter.xyz

crude: truck nuts
mood: dragon tail that you attach to your truck and that you can slap people's hoods with when they honk at you

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** · Dec 14, 2019, 17:01

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**Laser** @laser@radical.town · Dec 14, 2019, 17:01

Dec 14, 2019, 17:01

Laser @laser@radical.town

Aleister Crowly's Ouija board looks like it was made by da share z0ne

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 15:16

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 15:16

Dec 14, 2019, 15:16

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

@ those of u saying yuri: gimme a ship and I'll see if I can think of a good concept for a microfic or sth

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 15:14

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 15:14

Dec 14, 2019, 15:14

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

wow, I was expecting like one person to reply to this and I'd do whatever they said??

I'm writing the reverse engineering one now, the talk one is next!

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 13:54

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 13:54

Dec 14, 2019, 13:54

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

I wanna write. What should I write about?

- Reverse engineering simple protocols (eg. the rave glasses)
- How you you should think theatre, not essay, when writing a talk
- All the things that go into email delivery
- Something else??

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 13:25

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 13:25

Dec 14, 2019, 13:25

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

where does one get a whiteboard, like a classroom- sized one

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 11:40

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 14, 2019, 11:40

Dec 14, 2019, 11:40

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

you ever just wake up in your gf's room and you're too comfy to move

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** · Dec 13, 2019, 22:21

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**riley!!!!** @fox@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 22:21

Dec 13, 2019, 22:21

riley!!!! @fox@queer.af

hot new smash ultimate dlc5 leak from a reliable source at nintendo

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 22:16

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 22:16

Dec 13, 2019, 22:16

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

don't do migraines, kids

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** · Sep 27, 2019, 17:12

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**✨ mappy ✨** @maples@preciouslittle.life · Sep 27, 2019, 17:12

Sep 27, 2019, 17:12

✨ mappy ✨ @maples@preciouslittle.life

qwerty users, dvorak users, lend me your ears and eyes:

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

"and that name… you go by Lelouch now?" "yeah, since records list my former identity as dead"

talking to a friend from before they transitioned be like

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

**embr 🇪🇺🐉** @embr@queer.af · Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

Dec 13, 2019, 16:49

embr 🇪🇺🐉 @embr@queer.af

I forgot how much code geass show just exists on a) rule of cool, b) rule of drama, and everything else just bends over backwards to accommodate those two