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Got tired of waiting to select which OS to boot, so I made a physical switch

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Spyware," i holler as i overturn my uncle's wireless-enabled barbeque grill and turn the internet of things into the internet of shit

Doordash: "your order has been placed and your driver will pick it up"

Skadash: "your order has been placed and your driver will pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"

Mr. Raindrop, falling away from me now~

โ€œBen... was introduced to the homosexual social scene there by a friend who asked her if she was gay. According to a 2002 interview, Ben "thought she was being asked if she was happy." Her positive response led her friend to include her in an evening spent at a local club, "where Lisa noticed that the men and women were in separate areas." She discovered the alternate meaning of "gay" as well as her own attraction to other women.โ€

documents.alexanderstreet.com/

Faye Valentine has such incredible disaster gay energy for a supposedly straight girl

I got the Kingdom Hearts remake bundle and KH1 sure still just, isn't a fun game to play

oh look it comfyclub chat whenever something someone knows about appears

*plane catches fire on the runway for no apparent reason*

investigator: "it's not supposed to do that."

compilation of serious men in air crash investigation episodes saying things like "it's not supposed to do that" or "doors are not supposed to fall off airplanes"

I feel very restless, I want to do something, but I'm not sure what

once you put one sticker on your laptop, then it keeps on going like this

i've used my laptop for 4 years without any stickers and now
โ€‹:blobcatfluffhappy:โ€‹

oh no I figured out the downwards veer: the default controls for an x56 stick binds trim to the absolute value of one of the knobs

which sort of makes sense except I use that knob for scanner tuning in Elite: Dangerous, and it was set to "scan for warp signatures", not "fly plane straight"

update: I tried playing the first tutorial before work

I crashed my Cessna while looking out the window, because my flight stick doesn't zero properly and always veers down and to the right

gg

The game Entombed on the Atari 2600 is a game where the player needs to move through mazes and avoid enemies.

This game is fascinating because it can systematically generate playable mazes using data from a lookup table.

But the way the developers generated this table is a complete mystery. No one has been able to figure out why and how this table always makes playable mazes. There has been a lot of academic study on the game.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entombed_(Atari_2600)

Wikipedia lists it as an "unsolved problem in computer science", right along with P = NP and pronoun ambiguity.

It is the only problem listed on this page that is specific to a given piece of software.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_problems_in_computer_science
Unsolved problem in computer scโ€ฆ

playing the game where i try to find weird cool stuff on archive.org and today i won. heres a cool document that's p much an scp, when the cia was apparently trying to explore mars with psychokinesis archive.org/details/CIA-RDP96-

air crash investigations and discovering that ms flight simulator has VR support has finally convinced me to get it

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