me: yeah I totally speak german
me: *tries to think of a german phrase to say*

my brain, immediately: mein pferd ist kaput [my horse is broken]

it was that or "ich wolle drei kilo butter kaufen" [I want to buy three kilos of butter]

this was an actual example sentence in my middle school german textbook

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@embr I mean, sometimes you just want to make a big brownie.

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