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Amazon question, boost +++ 

Why is amazon sending me free samples???
I don't have Amazon prime????

The send me a free face cream sample 4 weeks ago and now I got a free vegan nut butter bar????

I mean I knew they know everything about me but this is hella creepy....

And If they wouldn't send me free stuff, the things I actually ordered would have been cheaper.. Smh...

Where do I sign up for Amazon Aldi™? 🤣

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Coworkers are starting to comment that my (Go and python) code is more elegant. It’s because I’m adopting more of the lessons of rust into my work.

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Lesbians living with their girlfriend and their cats

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if you ever want to clear your browser cookies pls let me know! i will help! cookies are tasty :blobcatreach:

Depression talk, Allo talk 

I wish I had someone who liked the way I looked, who thought I was cute and maybe sexy. I wish I was worth it.

I’m always left chasing people and I’m so exhausted.

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I can’t wait to move to Seattle. I’ll finally get out of the south for good.

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Trans stuff 

I wish I passed and/or was cis. I know it’s wrong and it’s transphobic but man do I wish for it

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I’m so happy queer.af is back! ❤️❤️❤️

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queer.af, your cosy queer space queer.af is a mastodon instance for those who are queer or queer-adjacent who would like a more pleasant social media experience.