My curse for this toot was apparently getting stuck on the M25 for the last hour in front of an incident.
I was getting excited because it was practically a perfect play for my deck’s win condition, which is to get Lunarch Veteran down early, and stall the game with life gain creating an extremely wide board of 1/1 human creature tokens until I can get Katilda down.
Once Katilda is down, I get my Lunarch Veterans killed, recast them for their disturb cost as Luminous Phantom (flying and life gain on creatures dying), and use Katilda to give everything +1/+1 counters every turn and attack opportunistically until I win.
gg to my opponent in MTG:Arena this morning who immediately conceded the moment I played Join the Dance and immediately flashed it back for its flashback cost with 3x Lunarch Veteran on the battlefield, gaining me four 1/1 human creature tokens and 12 life at about turn six.
The best part is I still had Adeline, Resplendent Cathar to play, whose power is equal to the number of creatures I control and creates more 1/1 humans on every attack, which would gain me 3 more life every turn until I can get Katilda, Dawnhart Prime down. :(
What nobody tells you about being an adult is that you are just unsupervised all of the time.
Nobody will stop you from ordering a 6.35kg bottle of CO2 from a welding supply shop, a regulator, quick disconnect fittings, and high pressure gas hosing to connect to a carbonator.
The positive news is that at least this has inspired a Shadowrun TTRPG oneshot that I am tempted to write to get over it.
A wealthy message board user hires the team to steal in-transit entertainment devices from under a scalping gang to sell at RRP to regular people.
Tall, busty lesbian with a god complex.
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