I'm not saying that you should get another plushie, but i'm still going to leave this cute plushie here.

I'm not saying that you should get another plushie, but i'm still going to leave this soft plushie here.

september isn't real. they named it after that septim guy from elder scrolls. it's a fake month.

Yes, most days I do in fact come on this account, boost posts of plushies, then leave. You’re welcome.

Hey so the Seattle Police Department is holding a free Law Enforcement Appreciation Dinner next week!

eventbrite.com/e/seattle-washi

It Sure Would Be Terrible if all the seats were taken up by people who aren't law enforcement officers and don't intend to show up! :blobowoevil:

things I refuse to work with as a chemist:
-Hydrofluoric Acid (aka Bone-Hurting Juice)
-Concentrated Nitric Acid (aka Glove-Burning Juice)
-Anhydrous Ammonia (no ty)
-THF (makes explosive peroxides when you're not looking)
-poisonous shit that has to be dissolved in DCM (it ignores your gloves, and skin)
-The physics department

A devops engineer is a device for turning YAML into AWS bills.

body: dead
brain: CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES I NEED CUDDLES

can I just sleep please? (or get cuddles)

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