i got blåvingad, the new big whale plush from IKEA, it's really big and soft and has a cute goofy whale face
and a small blåhaj
...and also the thing i actually went to IKEA for

(though i was also lowkey going there to get the whale tbh)

help i'm trapped in IKEA hell and I'm already carrying two plushies

"my hair can probably go one more day before washing" is a statement that, historically, has been wrong 100% of the time yet i still keep saying it

ughhhh coffee machine at work is out of espresso and only has instant... 😭

the only surprising thing about stadia shutting down is that i thought it already had

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