🔴 HAL 9000

had a dream about a metal gear solid game where solid snake is forced to become a dentist

@embr it becomes worse as imagine him begrudgingly asking you the irrelevant kinds of questions about your life dentists tend to ask while trying to distract you from the fact that their fingers are in your mouth

@embr “hrnnnghh...you haven’t been flossing...”

@HAL I HATE THIS also he's still repeating everything you say but with a question mark

@HAL he’s a very good dentists bc if you don’t fucking floss he will absolutely put you in a choke hold

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