my gf:
> beautiful
> smart
> polite
> funny
> knows how to kill a man with her bare hands

watching my gf play overwatch and overheard a mom chewing this fucking 8 year old the fuck out over voice chat it was hilarious

I'm looking for work. I'll likely be able to relocate (within the US) within the next few months, but I am a trans woman and prefer (and have long experience with) remote work.

Selected skills:

* HTML/JS/CSS, incl. multiple frameworks and supersets
* Python and PHP (including WordPress)
* Data analysis with Stata or R
* System administration (including both LAMP and other Linux- or Windows-based stacks)

You can view a more full resume here:

github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resum

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folks, this is how white boys *really* eat the coochie

we just started watching this vine over and over until we started crying youtu.be/VXpktWODVis

Gordon Ramsey, masturbating frantically into a tureen, his face contorted, squeezed tight into crumpled ecstasy: “ITS... JUST... CLEAN AND SIMPLE... FOOOOOOOOOD!” 🥛

my gf:
> beautiful
> smart
> polite
> funny
> knows how to kill a man with her bare hands

*types a single semicolon* ahhhhhh that's enough coding for today

How to meet cool lesbians:

-go to the dog park, bring a dog
-mastodon, just make an account and say “hi I’m looking for lesbians”
-take a woodworking class
-wander into any forest and you’re sure to find one or two lesbians
-every firefighting crew has one cool lesbian on it, set something on fire, it doesn’t have to be small, could be a bank!
-librarians
-hang out in hat stores

i knew it was gay for sure when I laid down on top of her to cuddle and she she just instinctively started trying to pop all the zits on my back

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if breath of the wild has such great mechanics why do i have to sneak up on a horse instead of just stasising it and jumping on it

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[bumper sticker voice] my wife is a gamer and she will kill you

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