A dragon landed outside the village. "Feed me," it demanded.
The elders conferred, then one stepped up. "What do you wish to eat?"
"Eh? Nobody has ever asked... What is there, apart from what every village feeds me?"
"Er... We have potatoes?"
"Then feed me these 'potatoes'!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
it's been a long while since I did memes
i am very happy about having more bird touhous but when are we getting a lizard touhou???
help my girlfriend is too cute, I can't stop looking at her
playing civilization is already a timesink on its own but playing civilization with your girlfriend is downright dangerous
aaaaa just a few more hours until girls!!!!
i am big gay
...wait, most people are taller than me...
i guess then i am smol gay
When someone calls you cute:
tired: no u
wired: u 2
if i had a burger, i could at least do the silly "oh boy, 3 am" thing
in other news, hi, i woke up and can't fall back asleep
The next pair of entries in the series, Fire Emblem: Twinks and Fire Emblem: WLW
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