men want a cute catgirl but are entirely unprepared for having a woman sleep until noon, lie on all the soft things she can find and demand to be fed and petted constantly.
Nier: Automata Show more
finally got around to playing
strongly identify with 2B: i’m also gorgeous, powerful, kleptomaniac, have a limited range of emotions and obviously fake hair, i'm constantly getting stuck in level geometry, and totally unable to climb a head-height fence between myself and my destination
but also with A2, because like her, i have a tendency to overheat when i get worked up, i get no support from management, and i need a bath, a hug, a more professional outfit, and years of therapy
i'm sorry ma'am. you've been diagnosed with Valid
taped it back on ... for now x.x
... mrgh one of the earpieces just snapped off my glasses for no reason x.x
broke: web browser
woke: web Bowser
bespoke: web Bowsette
I turned :33
oh right, it's my birthday today
you go on a coffee date with a cute girl. she asks to sit by a power outlet so she can plug herself in
you start talking about her favourite anime/manga, and she gets so excited that she trips the circuit breaker for that part of the store
Make it a part of your OCs canon that they are a digital entity that lives on the web through online interactions. That makes them real
mrphg. woken up way too early by Noisy Stuff Right Outside My Window z.z
"Did you mean 'Little Red Riding Hood' (the character) or 'little red riding hood' (the article of clothing)"
My brain is trying to mash up Despacito with Bring Me To Life
good morning, I just got back from the doctor
I am a muffin. (The "H" is silent) :33-year-old catgirl, snugglemuffin, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this.
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